Ratings

I'm proud to announce that I am Maurice Chavez is already getting stellar reviews. In other words, I've gotten a few complements on the print version. Vince, they love ya, they really do.

In other news, I have homework, so I can't afford to reminice. I will reply that the only reason the segments on NPR were so sappy was because I got up after the hard news and the features were on.

God, it's hard to be clever and witty when you need to be studying the Ethics.